Jokes
A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.
It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her
grip and starts to slide in the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side
of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.
Unfortunately, the Blondes foot has become entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground
over and over again.
As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness
when, to her great fortune, The shopping centre Manager sees her and unplugs the
horse.